Some months ago my mother shared this little version of every astronomer's favorite nursery rhyme:

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the heck you are I think?
I ain't under the alchofluence of inklehol,
As some thinkle peep I are.
The drunker I sit,
The longer I git.
I fool so feelish,
I don't care see who's me.

Happy 4th of July!